Revenge for the Barren

For those who can't have kids or who are just having trouble getting pregnant and want to, it's can be discouraging to see others get pregnant seemingly so easy. One girl found a way to have fun with it a little bit and stick it to em. She would teach the newborn a trick. "Where's you hair? Where's your hair?" And have the baby grab it's hair and pull it around. She would teach this for about a year, getting it down pat. On the baby's first birthday, the baby is placed in front of the cake, and the inevitable double-fisted cake grab occurs. Then the year of training pays off, she says "Where's you hair?". She can then sit back and watch the baby bathe itself in cake, working it in reeeaaal good.