Ultimate Body Armor
I think I may have solved all the body armor problems for the military, and it should be reasonably cost-effective as well! We attach copies of various religion's scriptures to our soldier's armor. Like so,
What religious fanatic would dare fire upon their own scripture?
The caption that came with the armor picture said "The Land Warrior Interceptor Body Armor providing Soldiers protection against serious and lethal bullet and fragmentation wounds." And I might add, "Your armor won't be full of holes, just holy." They could also screen print pages of scripture onto clothing as well. No more bulky armor! Fight wars in t-shirts and jeans with total safety!
I did not use the Koran for this picture, please do not boycott my country.
Submit your own catchphrase for this awesome new product in the comment section.
What religious fanatic would dare fire upon their own scripture?
The caption that came with the armor picture said "The Land Warrior Interceptor Body Armor providing Soldiers protection against serious and lethal bullet and fragmentation wounds." And I might add, "Your armor won't be full of holes, just holy." They could also screen print pages of scripture onto clothing as well. No more bulky armor! Fight wars in t-shirts and jeans with total safety!
I did not use the Koran for this picture, please do not boycott my country.
Submit your own catchphrase for this awesome new product in the comment section.
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Holy camouflaged armor, Batman! This stuff works great!
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